I feel you, bird.
COME ON, JUST GO TO WORK. SNAP OUT OF IT.
I’M NOT THE FIRST GUY TO GET DUMPED. EVERYONE GETS DUMPED. I’M BEING STUPID. I’M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB STANDING HERE DOING MY BEST JOHN CUSACK IMPRESSION.
… AND THEN SHE’LL TOTALLY TAKE ME BACK, RIGHT? BECAUSE IF I WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER THE FIRST TIME AROUND I’LL BE SUPER ATTRACTIVE WHEN I’M UNEMPLOYED.
OH GOD, COME ON. DON’T CRY AGAIN. DO NOT CRY AGAIN.
… OR JUST TURN ON THE WATERWORKS FOR THE SIXTH TIME TODAY. AWESOME. JUST CRYING IN THE RAIN. NOTHING CLICHÉD ABOUT THAT AT ALL.
